Ass kisser of the week
I’m going to start a new segment on my blog. I’ve been seeing more and more ass kissers on the net lately. Bloggers who seem to do one thing really well, Kiss Ass. So i figured i’d showcase these kissers of arse to yall. Hopefully i can anger some of these nerds. I must be careful tho…don’t want to get beat down by these dorks. They might throw down their pocket protectors.
I joke! Shit, im a dork too. But these ass kissers are probably dorkier.
Kissing ass is something i’m not very good at. I wish i was, cause it would probably help me get more traffic. But i wouldn’t wouldn’t be able to live with myself to sell out so badly. It wouldn’t be fun either. I’m not going to feature any random ass kisser. I’m going to list only the good ones. The Tiger Woods of ass kissing. The Michael Jordans of the make money blogosphere. The few, the proud, the dorks.
Today i wanted to go with winningtheweb. The blogger is doing a great job with his blog. He’s like a protege of johnchow and shoemoney put together. He’s brown nosing like theres no tomorrow. He’s spending a lot of money too. Can’t be a real ass kisser without paying off these major bloggers. But in return, he gets his blog promoted on some major blogs. His RSS is climbing fast and so is his traffic. He’s running a super duper contest right now and getting a lot of support from the so called A listers.
If part of your marketing strategy is ass kissing, you should do what winningtheweb does. Look to invest a lot of money into your blog. Buy ads on A list blogs. Then brown nose to get some free links from those sites. Go to conventions. Kiss some more ass there.(i meant network) And then watch your blog grow. Wash your nose when your done.
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March 19th, 2008 at 5:01 am
love it
i just subscribed to your feed so i wont miss a post.
March 19th, 2008 at 5:12 am
LOL
March 19th, 2008 at 7:22 am
My thoughts exactly Funked LOL!!! So is ass kissing good or bad for blogging? I am personally not a good ass kisser…
March 19th, 2008 at 8:17 am
*Preparing a bowl of popcorn*
March 19th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Must seek more tips from these ass kissers.
March 19th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Be even better if you sent him an email saying he has won a prestigious award for outstanding contribution in ass licking.
March 19th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
LOL! And I like how you don’t even give him a linkback so he knows he’s an ass kisser lol!
Too funny man!
Jay
DatMoney.com
March 19th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Ha Ha ….Poor Gyutae (winingtheweb) yeah I saw him running around, he is traping only big guy of blogsphere.
March 20th, 2008 at 9:41 am
You’ll get more readers without ass kissing. Readers can sense a person that kisses ass and one that is genuine.
You are definitely genuine. I look forward to reading your blog every day.
I guess I look like an ass kisser now. Oh well.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
steve- thanks
funked- i’m glad u enjoyed my rant. i like reading peoples rants. most entertaining.
jackie- kissing arse is good for growing a blog. i don’t do it, but i know most people do. i would do it if i was good at it. but i wasn’t blessed with this gift. my inabilty to effectively arse kiss explains why my blog isn’t growing.
nitro- lots of butter
haney- you won’t have any trouble finding them. i’d say 85% of all make money blogs are ass kissing blogs.
funked- maybe, i would but don’t want to bother.
jay- i like to save my links for blogs that i like. or if i get paid for the link.
shanker- it’s actually a good move as far as traffic. He spent a lot of money advertising on the big blogs. he’s the perfect blogging customer.
b carter- i have to disagree with you here. i try not to arse kiss, and i’m having trouble getting readers. but these ass kissers seem to have a lot more then i do. u don’t look like an ass kisser. ass kisser won’t waste time on my humble blog. if i see you on johnchow, you’re an ass kisser.
March 25th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
[...] 900 plus RSS subscribers. It supposedly gets 15k-20k uniques a month. Compare that with last weeks ass kisser winningtheweb dot com. I think winningtheweb spent more then the selling price of [...]
March 25th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Haha, funny stuff. I would thank you for featuring me, but then that would mean I’d be kissing ass.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:41 am
gyutae- no need to thanke me. yeah no more ass kissing
it gets expensive
April 8th, 2008 at 6:09 am
I can see what you are saying having just read this
http://sphinn.com/story/39185
Why would I publically repeat what Aaron tells me? Unless it’s in an interview.
Seriously, I am friends with both Aaron and Shoemoney and one thing that annoys the fuck out of me is the people swarming around them like flies catching a cow’s new dump.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:05 pm
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:10 am
I don’t know how things go with ass-kissing, but I suppose there are asses which are more prone to get kissed than others. I still can’t explain to myself what attracts an ass kisser to comment on some blogs while ignoring some others.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
[...] It’s just bad business. You’re just showing off. I saw this with bloggin-ads and winningtheweb. They ran some pretty hefty contests. I’m not sure if they’ll ever make the kind of [...]
July 31st, 2008 at 8:18 pm
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