Welcome to my blog. Are you ready for some free money? Want to enter a no hassle contest? It’s easy to enter and prize pool is over $10,000. Read more if you want the details about BloggerNoob’s mega ultra super duper booyah contest. $10,000 baby!
Sorry to disappoint suckers! I’m not giving out $10,000. Neither are any of these other bloggers. Only like 3 people will win a cash prize. The rest will win convention passes or ebooks or free ads. At least they aren’t entrecard credits. Seems like everybogger is doing a mega contest lately. The “check my bomb ass contest”. The “you don’t want to miss this contest”. The “craziest internet marketers(scammers) contest in the history of all internet scammers, I mean marketers contest”. The “I’m a 13 year old boy contest”. Prizes range from a few hundred to a few thousand dollars. Most people will win an ad on someone’s blog. If you look at the contests, most of the prizes are worthless. It’s reviews priced at $100 dollars. 125×125 ads priced at 50 bucks. Etc. Honestly, these ad prices are ridiculous. I think my ads are a bit over priced but jesus. (Spanish pronounciation- don’t be offended Christians)
Is this good for blogging? Maybe. Are these contests awesome? Not really. If that 7000 dollar prize pool was $7000 in cash, it would be, but it’s not. Its around $500 in cash, and the rest are ads on no name blogs. Or ebooks. Or consultation sessions. (that’s code for chatting on msn or aim for like an hour) If you’re a noob blogger, don’t get too excited at these contests. Enter them if they are easy to enter. But don’t waste your time reviewing them and etc. Spend your time posting something other then a contest instead. The way things are going, if you are not running a mega contest, you might get some quality visits. Cause people are dying to read posts that are non mega contest related. I know I am.
It’s like those penis enlargement pills. They don’t work. I don’t care if you saw the commercial. They don’t work. I took two a day for a whole year. I think my penis got smaller. Don’t believe the hype noobies.