It’s Friday night and i after a whole week and a half of dealing with family issues and dealing with wedding issues, i want to take a breather. I don’t want to talk about making money online today. Instead, i wanted to focus on Sex. I like to remain incognito with my blog so i don’t want to reveal too much personal info. Only thing my readers know about me is that i live in Chicago, and I dabble in real estate. You guys also know that i’m in LA to plan my wedding. You probably don’t know anything else about me. I like to keep it that well. This post is rated PG-13 so if you are easily offended or Christian, you should probably skip this one.
I used to be a big time AOL chatter. I loved going into the chatrooms and sparking up conversations with complete strangers. I think that’s one of the reasons why i love blogging so much. It’s like chatting. I like the fact that i don’t have to focus on spelling or grammer. I like that it’s casual and spur of the moment. I like that i get comments and i’m able to interact with my readers. It’s damn cool!
I used to go into random chat rooms. Some days i’d go into movie chat rooms. On other days, i’d slip into the XXX chatrooms. The noob is not a perv. The noob just like’s to experiement. The noob is a curious creature.
That being said, i wanted to talk about sex. Sex is a major part of life. It makes people think they are in love and it makes people spend money. We are programmed to have sex to procreate. But just as the body ages, so does the sex organs. I’m getting older now. I’m not married yet but i kinda feel like i am. And honestly, i don’t remember the last time i had sex. I think it was about a month ago. Who has time for sex? I can’t have sex and maintain a make money blog. That’s not how make money blogs work people. Johnchow, shoe, problogger, all don’t have sex. It’s an unwritten rule. Perezhilton has a lot of sex tho. Sex is in celebrity gossip blogs. Perez has hot homosexual sex.
Anyway, you would think that me not having sex would be a concern. But it isn’t. I’m kinda surprised that i’m so nonchalant about it. I should be freakin out. How can something so important to me a decade ago, be an after thought. I plan on continuing to have sex until the day i die, but i know it will get less and less exciting and more and more boring. Not to mention dry.
Hmm, this post is getting pretty graphic so i will post a little disclaimer. Anyway, if you guys have some married sex advice for me, please let me know.