Big fat lies are the currency of the “make money online” trade. Everybody, i mean EVERYBODY, lies in this game. The key to a good lie is to make it believable. The first week of the month usually has a lot of income report posts. It seems like every “make money online” bloggers has one. I even saw a noobie blogger post his $0.00 earning for one of his post. It was pretty funny.
Income reports. Everyone lies about this. I think chow is to blame for these monthly posts. Posting screenshot of your income report means nothing. It means that you’re good at photoshop. It is a good way for referral income because most of your readers are stupid. I think it’s safe to say that there are a lot of idiot in this world. Look at all these “make money online” schemes. So many people fall victim to these scams.
Lie about your authority. When you converse with someone, it’s like a debate. It’s a competition. In order to come out victorious, you need to beat down your opponent. Lying and coming off like someone who knows shit is probably the best way. It’s all about confidence. If a guy is wishy washing about something he knows really well, the reader won’t be convince. But, if you have that same guy pretend to be knowledgeable about something he knows nothing about, you’ve got the readers attention.
This niche is a big fat lie. Can you really make a lot of money online by blogging? Not really. If you do, you hit the lottery. You got real lucky. You can make a few dollars here and there, but that’s it. If you really want to make a lot of money, you better come up with a brilliant scam or something. If you want to make money, design and build iphone apps. Make a facebook application or something. Don’t blog for money. The ceiling for “make money online” bloggers is way too low. At best, you will make $100 a day. That’s if you’re real lucky and if you spend a lot of time writing and lying your ass off. There are a lot of other ways to make money online. Blogging is one of the worst. And MMO blogging is THE worst. I got lucky with bloggernoob and i know that this blog won’t last. But i am grateful for starting this blog. It made me set up other websites. And, it forced me to learn more about the web. I know that my new found knowledge will prove to be an asset.
“Ad networks help you make money online.” What a crock of shit. I don’t know a single ad network that helps me make money. The money i make is all me! I put in all the work and if i’m lucky, i make a few bucks.
The moral of this story is that everything is a lie. Don’t get excited with all these income reports come out. It’s all bull shit. Don’t believe the hype of all of these “get rich” scams. Don’t buy that ebook or keyword generating whatever. Don’t pay money to SEO “experts.” All those claims are false. The so called “expert” advice is nothing more then shit in a nice package. It’s just great marketing. How do i know? Because i do it too. And i make money off of my lies. Noob out!