I have a great idea guys. I’m going to sell something…better yet…I’m going to have you sell something for me. I’m going to start selling nothing. huh? You read what i wrote. I’m going to start selling nothing to people on the net. Of course i can’t sell nothing nothing so i will have to package it as an ebook or something useless like that. I’ll have to give it a fancy sounding name. I got it, “Reverse funnel cake system.” I’ll have around 11 pages of random babblings. Writing 11 pages of that is kinda hard so i’ll just tape record my nephew talking about pokemon for 11 minutes and transcribe it. I’ll advertise it at a few big name blogs like johnchow dot com and i’ll set up an affiliate program for this product. I’ll submit it to the affiliate links and viola. I’ll be making thousands in no time. I have a great slogan too, “Snow bunny makes $270,000 with her laptop.”
This idea belongs to the Noob but if you’re an idiot, you can copy it. If you make a quarter million with this idea, i ask that you give me 7 dollars. Thank you.