Are any of you superstitious? I grew up in a very conservative christian household. So obviously my brain is kinda wired for superstition. I’m not that superstitious anymore, but i still have my moments. Its more obsessive compulsive then anything else. Today, i was checking my technorati rank, and noticed something that kinda freaked me out. I have 666 blog reactions.
The number 666 is not good. It’s the mark of the beast. It’s the mark that the united anti-christ goverment is going to force on our foreheads or back of our palm on judgement day. Scary stuff. When i was a kid, i wasn’t scared of Freddy Kruger or Michael Myers, i was scared of rapture. i was scared of 666.
What do i do now. My blog is kinda growing and i’m starting to get regular visitors. I’ve even made a few bucks. But what now? Now that bloggernoob dot com has been branded with 666, what do i do? Do i have to throw salt over my left or right shoulder? Knock on wood? Help me guys. Some one please link to my blog so that i don’t have to look at 666 on my technorati page. Link to me if you’re christian! Link to me if you saw Apollo 13 with Tom Hanks. If you don’t want to link to me, you should at Subscribe to my RSS feed. Will that change my 666 technorati? Nope but it might enlarge your penis. If you have a small penis and have been disappointed by the results of penis enlargement pills. Try subscribing to my RSS feed. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. It works! Ask my future wife!
Post Script…..Don’t ask my wife. And i apologize for cheapening an already cheap make money blog with penis jokes.